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Q:Hmm this is something of a hard one. Belle comes to mind at first because you're smart but then there's the Mulan side of you when you want to defend what you believe in. so uh, a lovechild of Mulan and Belle, smart but can kick ass?

xmendxmyxbrokenxheartx

Okay, I think you just gave me a new OTP =D

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Reblog if you want someone to compare you to a Disney character in your ask!

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I wish we said “fancy” in America. As in, “I fancy you.” It’s such a more agreeable term than “I have a crush on you.”  What’s a crush? Like, I AM A BOA CONSTRICTOR AND I AM GOING TO IMMOBILIZE YOU WITH MY MISPLACED AND OBSESSIVE AFFECTION.  “I fancy you” is like, you’re so shiny and glittery and I just want to put you on a shelf and look at you for a while ‘cause you’re fancy.

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    • #agreed
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inthehouseofstark:

geeksngamers:

Game of Thrones: House wallpapers - by 7Narwen

Absolutely amazing, these would make an awesome t-shirt design too.

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    • #i just need these in my life
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THANK YOU. SOMEONE’S GOT IT RIGHT.
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THANK YOU. SOMEONE’S GOT IT RIGHT.

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    • #THIS
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theflapperfactor:

Your Digital Flapper Dictionary
Terms and Useful Phrases
That’s bullshit!   -   Thats all wet!
I’ve got a shitty date   -   I’ve got a flat tire
Don’t be stupid   -   Don’t be sill
Move your ass!   -   Get a wiggle!
A car you had sex in   -   Struggle Buggy
Wasted   -   Spifflicated (from the words spiffy and intoxicated)
That Hobo on the corner  -  That Palooka over there
Now you’ve got it!   -   Now you’re on the trolly!
A Gangsta’s bitch   -   A Moll
A slut   -  A Hotsy Totsy
I’m Engaged!   -   I’m Handcuffed
Beer   -   Giggle Water
Legs   -   Gams
Boobs  -  Ninny Pies
Rich Person   -   an egg
The Commen Jerk   -   A Drugstore Cowboy
Don’t be a shit head!   -   Don’t take any wooden nickels!
That’s fucking awesome!  -  That’s the Bee’s knees!
Honey, I said NO   -   Bank’s Closed, hon
Holy Shit!   -   Hot Socks!
That’s Great!  -  That’s the Cat’s Pajamas!
Classy   -   Swanky
I need to get wasted   -   I need to see a man about a dog
A woman’s Cigarette   -   A freedom Torch
That girl is HOT SHIT   -   That dames got IT

My Homage to an era (the Roaring Twenties) that had no end of wonderful slang, you can add some of your favorites to the list, lets see just how big this Hay Burner (a large object) can get!
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theflapperfactor:

Your Digital Flapper Dictionary

  • Terms and Useful Phrases
    • That’s bullshit!   -   Thats all wet!
    • I’ve got a shitty date   -   I’ve got a flat tire
    • Don’t be stupid   -   Don’t be sill
    • Move your ass!   -   Get a wiggle!
    • A car you had sex in   -   Struggle Buggy
    • Wasted   -   Spifflicated (from the words spiffy and intoxicated)
    • That Hobo on the corner  -  That Palooka over there
    • Now you’ve got it!   -   Now you’re on the trolly!
    • A Gangsta’s bitch   -   A Moll
    • A slut   -  A Hotsy Totsy
    • I’m Engaged!   -   I’m Handcuffed
    • Beer   -   Giggle Water
    • Legs   -   Gams
    • Boobs  -  Ninny Pies
    • Rich Person   -   an egg
    • The Commen Jerk   -   A Drugstore Cowboy
    • Don’t be a shit head!   -   Don’t take any wooden nickels!
    • That’s fucking awesome!  -  That’s the Bee’s knees!
    • Honey, I said NO   -   Bank’s Closed, hon
    • Holy Shit!   -   Hot Socks!
    • That’s Great!  -  That’s the Cat’s Pajamas!
    • Classy   -   Swanky
    • I need to get wasted   -   I need to see a man about a dog
    • A woman’s Cigarette   -   A freedom Torch
    • That girl is HOT SHIT   -   That dames got IT

My Homage to an era (the Roaring Twenties) that had no end of wonderful slang, you can add some of your favorites to the list, lets see just how big this Hay Burner (a large object) can get!

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    • #okay these are awesome
    • #I kind of want to start using some
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Unicorns are a symbol of virginity. Reblog if you’re still a unicorn.



I AM TOO MAGICAL TO BE RIDDEN.

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Once upon a time, there came a day, a day unlike any other… when Earth’s mightiest heroes found themselves united against a common threat… to fight the foes no single superhero could withstand… on that day, The Avengers were born.

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    • #these are BEYOND perfect
    • #avengers
    • #and disney
    • #all in one gifset
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magesmagesmages:

icoulduseinsouciantmaybe:

fuzzy-paint:

#OKAY SO THERE IS REASON WHY THIS THE BEST #AND IT’S NOT LOKI’S DRY DAMN #OR THOR’S YAY I GET TO HIT SOMETHING!!EIGHTCAPITALD GRIN #(THO BOTH ARE AWESOME) #IT’S THE MYTHOLOGY #SO THERE’S THIS FROST GIANT ÞRYMR #BUT I AM LAZY SO THRYM #OKAY SO THRYM STEALS THOR’S HAMMER MJOLLNIR AND DEMANDS FOR IT’S RETURN FREYJA #(FREYJA BEING THE GODDESS OF LOVE BEAUTY AND SEX - HER CHARIOT IS PULLED BY CATS Y’ALL - NO JOKE) #SO THOR IS ALL SO FREYJA… #AND FREYJA IS LIKE HAHA FUCK YOU NO #SO LOKI COMES UP WITH AN AWESOME PLAN #THEY DRESS THOR UP AS A BRIDE AND LOKI AS HIS BRIDESMAID AND SAY HE’S FREYJA #SO THERE’S A RECEPTION AND THOR IS… THOR #SO HE EATS A WHOLE OX #AND LOKI IS LIKE UH FREYJA WAS SO EXCITED TO MARRY YOU SHE DIDN’T EAT FOR A WEEK! #AND THRYM IS LIKE… SOUNDS LEGIT #AND THEN THOR WASHES IT DOWN WITH LIKE A KEG OF MEAD #AND LOKI IS LIKE NO SERIOUSLY SHE WAS SUPER EXCITED TO MARRY YOU #SO THEN THRYM LIFTS THOR’S VEIL SO HE CAN GET SOME OF THAT #AND IS LIKE HOLY CRAP DOES LIKE BEAUTY TRANSLATE DIFFERENT IN JOTNAR OR SOMETHING BECAUSE… DUDE #AND LOKI IS LIKE EXCITED. TOTALLY EXCITED. DIDN’T SLEEP FOR A WEEK. #TOTALLY FREYJA #TOTALLY #AND THRYM IS LIKE… SOUNDS LEGIT #SO THEN THRYM GETS THE HAMMER IS LIKE YES BECAUSE THIS IS TOTALLY LEGIT AND THIS IS TOTALLY FREYJA HERE IS THOR’S HAMMER #AND THOR IS LIKE WHY THANK YOU DEAR AND KICKS SOME ASS #AND THAT’S WHY THIS IS THE BEST #MR. BRANNAGH SIR I SALUTE YOU

that is the best telling of that story I have ever heard

You know, I have taught English in high schools for six years, and I’ve never seen someone summarise a story as masterfully as that person did in tags.

WELL DONE.

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    • #BAHHAHAHA bring back some memories when he called you that Thor?
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10knotes:

Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard

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freddie-laufeyson:

Don’t even try to deny it
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freddie-laufeyson:

Don’t even try to deny it

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Source: imdb.com

    • #he kind of is
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    • #this is actually really
    • #really
    • #nice
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caligulas-aquariums:

misterbombastic:

himapapa:

I;m GOinG TO Cry

L  E  T    I  T    B  E  G  I  N

T A K E  M E  T O  T H E  S A C R I F I C I A L  A L T A R
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caligulas-aquariums:

misterbombastic:

himapapa:

I;m GOinG TO Cry

L  E  T    I  T    B  E  G  I  N

T A K E  M E  T O  T H E  S A C R I F I C I A L  A L T A R

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    • #I find this way too funny
    • #it just is okay
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rathernerdy:

Statistics of deaths in A Song of Ice and Fire.
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rathernerdy:

Statistics of deaths in A Song of Ice and Fire.

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    • #XD
    • #Game of thornes
    • #I love you
    • #but you are so violent
    • #not just a bloodbath
    • #a literal OLYMPIC SIZED SWIMMING POOL OF BLOOD
    • #and you just get THE ENTIRE FANDOM to bathe in it
    • #and nobody questions it
    • #because you are just so amazing
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soundboothsolitude:

take me to all these libraries..please x

Hello, don’t mind the backpack, I’m just going to curl up in the corner of your library and live there for a month or two.  Don’t worry, I’m quiet, and I will bathe daily so I don’t stink, you’ll never know I’m there.  It’s just it is such a beautiful library, with so many beautiful books

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Source: mentalfloss.com

    • #beautiful libraries
    • #can one of these be my future home?
    • #please?
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